What is 'porno'?

I don't understand why there are far more 'pictures' of your kind 'naked' than not in the 'internets'. And why wouldn't you just stay 'naked' everywhere you go, for it seems most want to...

'Valentine's Day'

So, today is what you call a 'holiday'. From what I know on the definition of holiday, it's a 'vacation', however this is another such 'holiday' of yours that you spend 'days' and 'hours', and use your 'monies', to 'purchase' things for others that usually do not 'endure', and are likely to be something that they did not want. Also, it 'strikes me as odd' (this 'Odd' fellow did not literally strike me, of course) that you have more days that are considered 'holidays' than you have days off from your 'work'.

What is the point of calling something a 'holiday' when you still have 'to go to work'?

Another day

So i've been using the 'internets' for 'some time now'. A lot of people are on here, and I get easily confused as to what they are 'saying'. Whats an 'intarwebs'? How does one get their 'face' in a 'book'? Why aren't more people concerned about their 'live journal' walking away? Any why do you all need your own 'space'.

My schooling in languages and cultures did not prepare me for this...