Thursday, March 27, 2008

The Poor Girl with 'Tourettes'

I was watching some 'clips' on your 'youtubes'. I keep hearing things about little Polly's ticks. I do not understand why I cannot 'google' more information on her illness. But I did find out about what 'ticks' were, and I have 'concluded' that poor little Polly has 'Tourettes'. Which would explain all the talk about 'Polly ticks'.

I hope someone sets up a 'fund' for her and her family to cure her, and people stop speaking as if war, and laws had anything to do with her.

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Another curious observation

I am quite pleased today! I have been accepted into the 'cabinet' (it's not a real cabinet, and I was not locked in) of the leading person in what you would call our 'election'. The 'election' still has a while to take place, but, I am on their 'team'.

I am so very excited, and now I know all my schooling did me well.

Sunday, March 9, 2008

'Cannibalism'

I am 'shocked'! I have just found out that your people are cannibals! And that a company that has 'star' 'bucks' (I can only guess that these are space deer) feeds you other people! I don't understand why you want to 'consume' a cup of a human named 'Joe'! Does every one of your kind with that name get sacrificed?!

I am sure to be in mourning over the loss of 'Joe' for 'some time'...