E-mail

I find e-mail to be very 'intriguing'. I do not yet have any friends in your 'internets' or on your 'youtubes', so my e-mail seems to only recieve 'offers' to make me 'bigger', and to see unclothed humans.

You can find or buy almost anything in the 'internets' except 'friends'...

April's Fools

Another of your strange 'Holidays'. Nobody gets to stay at 'home', but apparently today is a day to attack people and disguise it as funny by calling it a 'practical joke'. I youtubesed that word and found very few 'funny' videos. Most were just cruel or mean torturing of your fellow kind.

It's unfortunate that I cannot visit your reality, for I would very much enjoy stopping those out to harm others.