'Sell Phones'

I have been 'looking' for 'clarification' with what these 'sell' or 'cell' 'phones' are. They 'sound' like they cause pain, between giving you 'blue' 'teeth', and being 'put' into your eyes (an 'EyePhone' it's called).

I understand the 'aesthetics' of silicone chests, but I do not understand this 'phone' 'trend'.

'Forum'

I am 'decided' to use a forum today! I have no 'ideas' how to 'set up' a 'forum', but I have heard that in human culture, they have been used for 'thousands' of years. People were killed in the 'Roman' forum, but I have been 'told' it was before the internets came along.

I am off to learn what a 'forum' is more 'about', and learning to 'set up' such a thing for 'the plan'.

Brian Stroming

Yes, I was having a 'Brian Stroming' when I found this. The 'best' way I can 'define' it is I am not 'sleeping' and it is because I saw a 'disguising' human on the 'internets'. I am in 'hoping' not all humans look like this. I am a scared to 'go to sleep' now because of it...

The 'Committee'

Those of us who are 'informed' about the new 'law' that will be 'proposed'(no, I am not 'getting married') have came together and decided on a 'plan'. This 'plan' will use the 'internets' from your reality, as the 'test'.

Our realities are so 'close' and so 'alike', I 'hope' that this 'works'...

Other Realities

I heard a 'fascinating' thing. Your kind does believe in the 'existance' of other worlds! I have 'heard' that you do not, but after now, I know you do. A place called 'Walt Disney Land' transports you to another reality, your kind says. I am excited to hear this, because I want to find people open to my 'reality', so they can help with the 'experiment'.

Unfortunately also heard that a place inside of that 'world', known as 'Never-Never Land' is only 'accessible' by your young. I have 'heard' that the only way into it is through the 'pants' of a human named 'Michael Jackson', but it was from a 'source' that is not 'reliable'.

A secret

So, the popular person, from our 'election', has let myself, and a few others in on their intent once 'voted into office'. It is quite a secret, and we need to figure out how it will 'go over' with 'the public' before it is put up for public vote.

I do not yet know how we can get 'the public's' opinion before we tell the public, but it is 'in essence' my responsibility to 'find out'...

E-mail

I find e-mail to be very 'intriguing'. I do not yet have any friends in your 'internets' or on your 'youtubes', so my e-mail seems to only recieve 'offers' to make me 'bigger', and to see unclothed humans.

You can find or buy almost anything in the 'internets' except 'friends'...