Success!

I am having 'success'! I have had many of the humans I 'emails' respond. Most want to 'help' me. I have made friends of Charlie, Angelus, Aaron, Kass, Tristan and even 'two' 'Jeffs'. I could find no emails for 'Polly's fund' or any 'Joe's'; humans must eat any 'Joe's' when they are too young for the 'internets'.

I am trying to learn how an 'Eyearesee' works, but I am not having 'luck'. Maybe one of the humans can teach me.

I am worried that an Eyearesee is an 'organ' only humans 'posess' (no I do not 'believe' in 'ghosts), and that I will never use one.

Is an Eyearesee a 'side-effect' to an EyePhone?

'Sending' the 'e-mails'

I have 'sent' the e-mails. I do not want to tell them what 'the law' is until my private 'forum' is up. I know that my kind use the 'internets' too, and I do not 'want' them 'finding out'.

I really am 'hoping' to get responses. There are humans who want to 'believe' in other worlds, and realities, I only hope I have the 'emails' of humans who do.

'The E-mails'

I have 'made' a 'list' of e-mails to send my 'plan' to. I want to get as many humans 'together' as I can, so that I have a 'controlled' group for accuracy. If humans enjoy 'the law', 'certainly' my kind will, and if humans 'hate' 'the law', certainly my kind will.

I am also in secret having 'hoping' to make human 'friends'...

'E-bay'

While learning to use my 'blog' more, I saw in my 'google' the place people call 'E-bay'. Upon entering I found many of your 'wares' and their 'prices'. Your 'monies' are of interest to me. I was 'mislead' to believe 'E-bay' was a place to 'store' items, and they will sell them if you want. It really is just an online market place for 'selling' 'old' 'items' to 'weird' humans.

Contacting an 'administrator' yielded that they never had any 'bays' to 'store' any 'items'. And that they do not 'believe' in 'other' realities, or have the 'ability' to 'ship' to or from them.

Disappointment...

'Sell Phones'

I have been 'looking' for 'clarification' with what these 'sell' or 'cell' 'phones' are. They 'sound' like they cause pain, between giving you 'blue' 'teeth', and being 'put' into your eyes (an 'EyePhone' it's called).

I understand the 'aesthetics' of silicone chests, but I do not understand this 'phone' 'trend'.

'Forum'

I am 'decided' to use a forum today! I have no 'ideas' how to 'set up' a 'forum', but I have heard that in human culture, they have been used for 'thousands' of years. People were killed in the 'Roman' forum, but I have been 'told' it was before the internets came along.

I am off to learn what a 'forum' is more 'about', and learning to 'set up' such a thing for 'the plan'.

Brian Stroming

Yes, I was having a 'Brian Stroming' when I found this. The 'best' way I can 'define' it is I am not 'sleeping' and it is because I saw a 'disguising' human on the 'internets'. I am in 'hoping' not all humans look like this. I am a scared to 'go to sleep' now because of it...