The 'Committee'

Those of us who are 'informed' about the new 'law' that will be 'proposed'(no, I am not 'getting married') have came together and decided on a 'plan'. This 'plan' will use the 'internets' from your reality, as the 'test'.

Our realities are so 'close' and so 'alike', I 'hope' that this 'works'...

Other Realities

I heard a 'fascinating' thing. Your kind does believe in the 'existance' of other worlds! I have 'heard' that you do not, but after now, I know you do. A place called 'Walt Disney Land' transports you to another reality, your kind says. I am excited to hear this, because I want to find people open to my 'reality', so they can help with the 'experiment'.

Unfortunately also heard that a place inside of that 'world', known as 'Never-Never Land' is only 'accessible' by your young. I have 'heard' that the only way into it is through the 'pants' of a human named 'Michael Jackson', but it was from a 'source' that is not 'reliable'.

A secret

So, the popular person, from our 'election', has let myself, and a few others in on their intent once 'voted into office'. It is quite a secret, and we need to figure out how it will 'go over' with 'the public' before it is put up for public vote.

I do not yet know how we can get 'the public's' opinion before we tell the public, but it is 'in essence' my responsibility to 'find out'...

E-mail

I find e-mail to be very 'intriguing'. I do not yet have any friends in your 'internets' or on your 'youtubes', so my e-mail seems to only recieve 'offers' to make me 'bigger', and to see unclothed humans.

You can find or buy almost anything in the 'internets' except 'friends'...

April's Fools

Another of your strange 'Holidays'. Nobody gets to stay at 'home', but apparently today is a day to attack people and disguise it as funny by calling it a 'practical joke'. I youtubesed that word and found very few 'funny' videos. Most were just cruel or mean torturing of your fellow kind.

It's unfortunate that I cannot visit your reality, for I would very much enjoy stopping those out to harm others.

The Poor Girl with 'Tourettes'

I was watching some 'clips' on your 'youtubes'. I keep hearing things about little Polly's ticks. I do not understand why I cannot 'google' more information on her illness. But I did find out about what 'ticks' were, and I have 'concluded' that poor little Polly has 'Tourettes'. Which would explain all the talk about 'Polly ticks'.

I hope someone sets up a 'fund' for her and her family to cure her, and people stop speaking as if war, and laws had anything to do with her.

Another curious observation

I am quite pleased today! I have been accepted into the 'cabinet' (it's not a real cabinet, and I was not locked in) of the leading person in what you would call our 'election'. The 'election' still has a while to take place, but, I am on their 'team'.

I am so very excited, and now I know all my schooling did me well.